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I've Seen Enough! Blow It Up! The Dolphins SUCK!

THIS TEAM FUCKING BLOWS!!! BLOW IT UP AND START THE REBUILD.

I had low expectations for this team going into the year, but I never saw this coming. This team is fucking pathetic, from top to bottom. The entire front office should be fired tomorrow. I’ve seen this movie too many times. This is not the group that’s going to get us over the hump. It’s been four years with this core, and they haven’t even come close to winning a playoff game. It’s embarrassing. I have no idea how our GM, Chris Grier, still has a job. The guy’s been with the team for over 20 fucking years and hasn’t won a damn thing. Sure, he’ll make splashy signings that give the fanbase hope, but at the end of the day, it’s never good enough.

We’ve been trying to build an offensive line for over 10 years and haven’t even sniffed one. Oh wait! Actually, we did—but then we traded the whole fucking group away. If Stephen Ross has ANY testosterone left in his wrinkled ball-sack, he would fire Grier on the spot. As long as he’s the GM, this team is FUCKED. I love Mike McDaniel, but he’s no longer a rookie head coach. How are we still shitting down our leg every time we need one yard for a first down? How are we still one of the most undisciplined teams in the NFL? You know who had the Dolphins playing disciplined football? Brian Flores. But we fired him because he was mean.

Anyway, McDaniel’s clock management is still terrible. We can’t get lined up. We can’t get out of the huddle fast enough to call the 19 different pre-snap motions. This team is a mess. The defense is a joke. They’ve sucked ever since Flores left, but we fired him because he was mean. Oh, and let’s not forget that we have a QB whose played one full season in five years. I love Tua—he’s a great person and a great player—but he’s never available. I’m so sick of playing backup quarterback roulette every single year. We’re never going to win a division with Josh Allen and now Aaron Rodgers in it, especially when we’re trotting out the meat slicer from your local Jimmy John’s at QB.

We handed out bags of money to everyone this offseason, and now they’re all content. They don’t give a fuck. We’ve got guys SMILING down 17-3 in the first half—it’s pathetic. If I’m Stephen Ross, everyone in the front office is getting a pink slip, and I’m trading every asset we have for draft capital. It sucks to say, but it’s true. Even when this team is healthy and at their best, they can’t win when it matters most. Blow it up. Start over. And for the love of God, get the draft picks right.