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The Browns Did A Full Team Celebration On A Play That Got Called Back, Then Got Their Teeth Kicked In The Rest Of The Day

You have my word, readers. You have my word that I will not hype up the Cleveland Browns for the rest of the season. This team fucking STINKS. And it's not just that our Offensive Line couldn't stop a nose bleed. And it's not just that when our alleged awful human of a Quarterback finally does get time, he can't hit the ocean from a boat. And it's not just that when he finally makes a good throw, our receivers get hit square in the numbers and then drop it with the game on the line. No, I expect all of those things to be true because I'm a born and raised Cleveland Browns fan. But the problem with this specific team is how fucking undisciplined we are....IN ALL ASPECTS OF THE GAME....except celebrations.

In case you missed it, this was after we intercepted the ball but roughed the passer. The flag was dropped immediately, but we had this celebration burning a hole in our pocket, apparently. We remembered every fucking beat of the dance, too. It's just that we can't remember the snap count. And we may not be able to remember the coverage to stop Malik Nabers. But the moment Daniel Jones overthrows him, we've got Defensive Backs hitting the world with the "No Fly Zone" celebration. I fucking hate this team.

Did I mention the last offensive play of the game? 

Where'd it hit you, Cedric? Now don't get me wrong….Deshaun Watson has been awful. But he's getting zero help. We were supposed to have one of the best offensive lines in the game, and we quite literally might have the worst in the league. An while I would say Amari Cooper did give good effort today, the rest of the season has been awful….and Chubb is out, and Njoku is hurt.

Anyways, 1-2….with a loss to one of the worst teams in the league. So where do we go from here?

That's right. It's Ohio State football season. You want to know why I'm so annoying about the Buckeyes? Watch the fucking Browns fumble it with a minute left in the half and let Daniel Jones go down and score on them. No, the Browns are dead. This is an Ohio State and Cleveland Guardians only blog for the rest of the Fall.