Nicky Smokes

Josh Allen is My Father and The Dolphins Are Still The Bills Bitch

Josh Allen is my father. Josh Allen owns me. I’m Josh Allen’s puppet, and there’s nothing I can do about it. The Buffalo Bills own us. We’re their little bitch. They tell us to bend over, and we do it. They tell us to get on top and ride, we do it. They tell us to get on all fours, and we comply.  W

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Josh Allen is My Father and The Dolphins Are Still The Bills Bitch

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