The Bills vs Dolphins Thursday Night Stream Will Be Presented By Kleenex!
As Cersei Lannister says, "power is power" and Franks tears are powerful. Not even 10 minutes after his tears dripped down his face, his wish was answered.
Let me start by saying this: I love Frank—always have, always will. He's the king for a reason. In terms of hierarchy at this company, I couldn't even clean his feet. That being said, Frank couldn't be more wrong about this stream.
First of all, Frank, you don’t bring more passion or energy to a Dolphins game than I do—you bring more hatred. The more you hate, the stronger you grow. Your worst nightmare would be the Dolphins winning on Thursday night because you wouldn't know how to react to something positive. Why should the guy who said the season was over and that we we're going to lose 13 games this year—just because they were losing at halftime—get the stream for a Thursday Night Football game against the Buffalo Bills? A team with whom I have a genuine, deep-seated rivalry. I got on Dave’s radar because of my rivalry with the Buffalo Bills, and when it comes to Bills vs. Dolphins, I'm public enemy number one. No one has more riding on this rivalry than I do.
And Frank, you're right—I did go out to party after the Dolphins' playoff loss to the Chiefs. The sky was blue and the grass was also green that day. Nothing out of the ordinary there. I was depressed and wanted to get my mind off the game, so I went out with my boys. My motto since junior year of high school has been: win or lose, we booze. You, on the other hand, Frank, wore the opposing team’s jersey against your pride and joy, the New York Mets. I would die before I ever put on a Buffalo Bills jersey at any point in my life. Even if they told me to do the coin toss, I’d tell them to fuck off—ESPECIALLY if they were playing the Miami Dolphins.
So, since the stream is no longer in Chicago maybe I can put on a Josh Allen jersey and do the opening coin toss for the game. That's ok right Frank?