The Cleveland Guardians Hot Dog Account Has Been Tweeting Taylor Swift Lyrics For 11 Months Without Anyone Knowing
So the Guardians Hot Dog Race twitter account dropped this puzzle of a tweet yesterday, and I've spent the last 24 hours going through the last 11 months of their timeline to try and figure out what they could possibly mean. Got out the old notepad, found a pen, and went to work. And after a meticulous investigation into the matter, here's what I have found....
“You’re… on… the… phone… with… your… girlfriend… she’s… upset…”
Wait, I've heard that before! That's Taylor Swift's music! Quite literally.
Listen I know I'm full-time now and much more transparent with my personal life, but I've still kept quiet on a few things. One being that I'm a huge Swiftie! I've left hints though…
So let me take this moment to congratulate the Guardians Hot Dogs on running a flat out hilarious skit over the last 11 months. I thought they were just tweeting about baseball, but turns out they were saluting our Queen, Taylor Swift! And to the people wondering WHY? Let me explain a little something to the non-Swifties out there: she's dating a football player named Travis Kelce. And Travis Kelce is from Cleveland….