2027 Five Star Recruit Boobie Feaster Is Already A 1st Ballot Football Name Hall Of Famer

Boobie Feaster? That's what the boys called me back at State from 2011 to 2015!

I'll stop there on the jokes and focus on FOOTBALL ONLY for the rest of this blog, but let me say this: if 5-star Boobie Feaster lives up anywhere close to the hype he's getting, he's going to go down as the greatest college football player of all time. Dude already has a 1st Ball Hall of Fame type name, but apparently he can flat out play too.

Kid is the youngest 5 Star in Rankings History:

Looks like he's more than likely going to Texas, according to Rivals, but I was able to find some of his highlight footage in which he's rocking the Block O.

One Boobie Feaster leaves Columbus and another one arrives to take his spot? I already love this kid. My only regret is that he's not a little bit older. Could you imagine if we had Boobie Feaster catching passes from General Booty? With Parker Titsworth on the line? What could have been….