Little Dude In India Born With Three Dicks Gets Surgery To Form One Super Penis - Daily Mail
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PZ Feed – In what is a rarest of rare case, a two-year-old boy who had three penises since birth was operated at Sion hospital last month. The native of Jaunpur in Uttar Pradesh was brought to Mumbai by his mother for treatment. “The boy suffers from Diphallia. At birth, he had three penises, but he was able to pass urine through only one of them,” said Dr Paras Kothari, head, paediatric surgery in Sion hospital. Of the three penises, two had erectile tissue, which is responsible for sexual function, while the third was rudimentary. Also, his anus was absent. “There was a huge soft boney mass and tissue to which the penises were attached. However, the anus was absent. Two years ago, after his birth, the doctors in Uttar Pradesh had created an incision on the lower left side of his stomach, in a procedure called Colostomy, to let the excreta pass through a tube,” said Dr Vishesh Dixit, paediatric surgeon at the hospital. Doctors said it is an extremely rare anomaly, with only a hundred such cases reported in medical literature since 1609. Its occurrence is one in 55 lakh live male births. The family got the boy to Mumbai for surgery after understanding that a complex procedure of removal of penises was not possible in UP. In a surgery that lasted for six hours, doctors at Sion hospital extracted the soft boney mass as well as the rudimentary penis. “The two functional penises were fused into one, by wrapping a mass of skin around them. Further, an anal path was created through the boy’s rectum to facilitate the passage of excreta,” said Dixit.
Look do I want to be born with 3 dicks and no butt? No. No I do not. Im not saying I wish I could go back and be just like this little fucker. I’m just saying that its not all that bad. This dude was born with three dicks to work with. Those doctors fused 2 of those dicks together. Probably formed 1 real powerful dick. Like in Ghostbusters when they crossed streams. You tangle those two dicks around each other and this little Indian dude is probably left with a hog. Then you poke open a butthole for him and bingo bango he’s like new. Guy probably has the best dick in India right now.
We also got the couple who died in a moat after having sex on top of a fortress, dude stabbed in the neck in fight over potato chips, Chinese chick chugs a whole bottle of cognac at the airport, and woman bites subway passenger on the F train. Plug in juice up.