Martavis Bryant Will Be Proof That Sometimes The 10th Time Is The Charm

So obviously the biggest news of the day is the Commies signed Martavis Bryant. The haters, of which there are many, are quick to point out he hasn't played an NFL snap since 2018. Yes, 2018 is SIX years ago at this point. But that's why they are haters, they love to point out the negatives. They love to point out he was suspended for all of 2016 by the NFL as well. But guess what? That's all water under the bridge. Because since last playing in the NFL, he's been signed to the Toronto Argonauts, Massachusetts Pirates, Edmonton Elks, Vegas Vipers, and the Dallas Cowboys. But now he is back in the big leagues, wearing his old 88, and looking great while doing it:

Perfect route, great hands, incredible awareness. Real ball knowers understand. 

The NFL fucked up letting us get this weapon. Super Bowl...BACK ON.

(I guess this is where in the blog I say he'll probably not make the team, and if he does, he'll have like 19 catches for 205 yards. It does say a lot about his raw talent where he can STILL get a job, despite being out of the league for so long and all the baggage that comes with him.)