HUGE NEWS: Pitbull Is In Agreement With FIU To Name Their Football Stadium "Pitbull Stadium"

Dale!!!!!

This is fucking amazing. How do more people not do this? 5 years and only $6 million? That's a steal and a half. That is so much cheaper than I could have imagined naming a stadium would be. How has Dave not done this? How is there not a Dave Portnoy Stadium on both coasts? That dude gambles more than $6 million a month, nevermind 5 years!

And the details are sick. Not only is his name on the stadium, but he gets to use it for 10 days a year, rent free. Will he hold a concert? A festival? Just fuck around and play football? World is Pitbull's oyster! 

He also gets his vodka sold in the stadium which will make him millions, he gets 2 suites, 20 VIP parking spots, and gets to create the FIU Anthem. Incredible perks!

I gotta say, nobody is smarter than FIU right now. Colleges usually sell their naming to banks or credit unions or something lame...they have mother fuckin' PITBULL. Admissions will be going through the roof. NIL is gonna go crazy. It's a great day to be an FIU Panther! 

PS: This is for sure going to catch on. Rich people are going to be clamoring for naming rights. Snoop Dogg Stadium is imminent.