DANIEL JONES IS STARTING FIGHTS WITH THE ENTIRE DETROIT LIONS DEFENSE AND EATING THEIR KNEECAPS
THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING QUARTERBACK!!! This is why we ride for 8. Hardest working dude in the building that has everybody's back and has never had a bad work spoken about him by ex-teammates despite the lamestream media and opposing fans making him a meme because he's a goofy white guy from Duke, which may be fair after I type it all out. But you can't deny this is how you set a tone for a make or break season, which even the new guy is getting behind.
A QB1 starting a training camp kerfuffle with an opposing team is pretty badass considering teams put their quarterbacks in red jerseys just so nobody breathes on them. But to start a brawl with a team coached by Dan Campbell whose motto from Day 1 was this takes a truly ruthless vato:
"So, this team’s going to be built on: we’re going to kick you in the teeth, all right, and when you punch us back, we’re going to smile at you and when you knock us down, we’re going to get up. And, on the way up, we’re going to bite a kneecap off.
"And we’re going to stand up, and then it’s going to take two more shots to knock us down. And on the way up, we’re going to take your other kneecap, and we’re going to get up and then it’s going to take three shots to get us down. And, when we do, we’re going to take another hunk out of you. Before long, we’re going to be the last one standing. That’s going to be the mentality.”
I don't know if Danny is going to have another nightmare season like last year or lead the Giants to a playoff road win like the year before. What I do know is you do NOT want to fuck with a guy with eyes like this because they are a gateway into crazy.
Daniel Jones Hype Group…MOUNT UP!!!!!! Our boy is back and ready to wear the black hat this season as The Bad Guy.
