While The Rest Of The NFL Is Trying To Catch Up To The Chiefs In Training Camp, Patrick Mahomes Is Doing Blindfolded Dizzy Bat Throwing Drills
You know what? Just give the Chiefs the next three Lombardi trophies right now. Because I can already tell how everything is going to go during those seasons.
The Chiefs will get off to an uneven start, start cruising at some point, all the talking heads will bury them when they stumble in a tough loss or even a close win, we'll all talk ourselves into betting a different team to win the Super Bowl, and in February we will see this happen yet again.
While other teams are installing their new plays and getting all the fresh faces integrated, the Chiefs are practicing their not giving a fuck as they play with their food during real deal NFL games. So in a crazy way, they are somehow still getting better thanks to having a Hall of Fame at coach and video game cheat code at quarterback.
What a bunch of sick fucks they have in KC. I can't wait to see what they have in store for us this season.