Jesse Winker, Welcome To The New York Mets! 👋👋👋

What a night! Heroes become villains and villains become heroes!!!

I admit that Robert Downey Jr. flipping sides like Anakin in the MCU will make much bigger headlines tomorrow, but seeing Winker become a good guy in Queens after all the shit he talked and big plays he shoved up the Mets' asses over the years is a beautiful thing to see.

The thing about Jesse Winker is that even after he became the latest player to wear the Mets Killer crown, he always had fun with it and was never malicious, which made it fun for all the Mets fans as they booed the hell out of him. 

Winker also hit me up while he was in town with the Mariners two years ago and was such a nice dude, that it made him impossible to hate.

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He also hopped on our podcast, which instantly will make me a fan of your for life.

Not to mention is from Buffalo, which means he is a salt of the earth dude that will also scrap if he has to, even if it's against an entire opposing Major League Baseball team.

So all in all, I have no choice but to declare this a win for the Mets since it almost definitely means that DJ Stewart will no longer be able to ruin our lives anymore. 

I don't know what the Mets gave up for Winker but I also don't care. If David Stearns doesn't want those players on his team, neither do I! Now let's figure out the bullpen and what the fuck we are gonna do with the rotation now that Senga and Scott have gone down. It's a tall task, but I know this supernerd is working his brain cells overtime with the finest Excel spreadsheets the big leagues has ever seen.

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UPDATE: What the fuck is this, Jeffery?

I swear if this trade falls through because of medicals, this is going to be me.