Netflix Is Releasing A Documentary Where Connor Stallions Tells His Side Of The Michigan Sign-Stealing Scheme

I hate every single thing about this. This is such fucking bullshit and I'm disgusted that it's happening. What happened to the media in this country? Let's treat this guy like the lying, cheating son of a bitch he is. Instead we're making a documentary about him where he'll no doubt be portrayed as a martyr and a champion. My one hope is that Netflix treats him as harshly as they did Urban Meyer in Swamp Kings, but I highly doubt it. 

But more importantly, the most disappointing part of this news is that they're releasing it before the investigation is even complete. We're letting him set the public narrative before the NCAA even releases their findings? There's a ZERO PERCENT chance he goes on and explains how they did everything. He's going to say Ohio State was doing it too, and that everyone was on an even playing field. Bullshit. Let the NCAA decide that, not the Connor Stalions version of events.

I mean, how are they releasing this when Michigan hasn't even been punished yet? What's the last scene going to be, stay tuned for Part 2? If there's one ounce of integrity from the investigators and decision makers, Michigan will have to vacate their wins from the last 3 seasons, including their National Championship. Let's not forget that Ohio State had to do something similar for getting FREE TATTOOS back in 2010. Zero on the field impact, but completely blew up the program including but not limited to vacating wins, forcing Jim Tressel out and ruining our National Championship team led by Terrelle Pryor. This is 10000000% worse and that might be an understatement. 

The fact of the matter is that Michigan was an absolute trainwreck of a program and Jim Harbaugh was about to get fired until he hired his spy. And then instantly, everything got better. And once they began to see success, it continued to snowball into more. Am I saying that this 2023 National Championship team only won the title because of Connor Stalions? For you simpletons, No. They won fair and square this season. But for those of you with brains, it doesn't take much understanding of complex matters to realize that there's zero chance that this 2023 team gets to where they were if it weren't for Harbaugh and Stalions elaborate cheating scandal. 

And I've bit my tongue for the beginning part of this blog, but now is the time for me to yell. HOW THE FUCK DO WE NOT HAVE AN ANSWER ON THIS YET????

Has the whole world just forgotten about it? Either that's Connor Stalions on the sideline of the CMU / Michigan State game or it isn't. And since they haven't said it isn't, which is easily proven, then it is. And with that, thats Grade A Cheating by Michigan against a conference opponent. That's Death Penalty worthy and anyone who disagrees is lying to themselves. And Connor Stalions and Jim Harbaugh should both be in jail. But instead we allowed one to fucking high tail to the NFL (remember Tressel wasn't allowed to do that for FIVE YEARS!) and the other to get his own documentary. What a fucking joke.

I cannot wait until Michigan has to vacate wins to go back under 1,000 and the record books show someone else was the first to get there. And I cannot wait until they lose their National Championship. And I cannot wait until Ohio State kicks the absolute ever-loving piss out of them this year in Columbus and Dave has to pay me double.