The Wonton Don Tried To Find Me A Wife In China
Hand Up! I am one of the biggest Wonton Don fans in this company. Donnie is a one of a kind fearless character who takes Barstool Sports to the people around the globe like no other. I am never surprised by his content because he is all over the place.... until now.
The Don went wife shopping?!?!? For Nicky Smokes & me at the Shanghai Marriage Market in China on his most recent episode on YouTube! I have so many questions....
1) Does Donnie think I am that desperate to find a significant other?
Look I am not saying I am some great prize but I do okay with the ladies. I am not THAT desperate! I do appreciate him looking out for me tho.
2) How Would I Communicate with a Chinese Woman?
No one understands what I say in the United States outside of the Deep South already with my North Louisiana drawl. I cannot imagine how funny this would be trying to speak to a Chinese woman who does not understand English.
3) Can the woman cook?
I love to eat... LOVE it. But I am a terrible cook and eat out way too much. I need all the help I can get in the meal preparation department. I do like Chinese food at least.
Donnie was able to found a potential partner for Nicky Smokes at least.....
Looks like The Don struck out on marital prospects for me. However I do appreciate the effort!
Watch Donnie's search for my marital bliss in Shanghai here!