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I Passed 2nd Grade And Will Be Tipping Huge At Ice Cream Shops Permanently After Learning How Tough It Can Be To Work At One

Today I learned a valuable life lesson. 

And that is to NEVER take for granted workers at an ice cream shop. Holy crap what a mess my 2nd grade test was. But I passed and that is what matters.

I set up Mintzy's Ice Cream Shop outside the Barstool Office in Chicago to serve the people and keep change. Sounds simple, right?

Wrong. It was windy as hell and the ice cream was melting. And it got pretty freaking chaotic.

The wind blew away a bunch of my money too. And I messed up my money count because of it.

Luckily, Mr. Tate gave me a chance for redemption and I made it right with money count passing 2nd grade…… THANK GOD! I am beginning to worry if I will graduate high school in this decade. 

The lesson for the day is that ice cream shop workers are actually doing the Lord's work and people have no idea. They are going to LOVE when I walk in the door from now on that's for damn sure!

Next up 3rd grade and who knows what the heck that means with Mr. Tate & Producer Lucassy. I might have bitten off more than I realized with Mintzy Madison but Onward we go…….