If You Have Sex In Your Apartment Complex's Pool, You Should Lose Your Apartment, Your Freedom, And Maybe Even Your Life
TALK THAT SHIT STARRBAEE!!! TALK THAT SHIT! I don't know why TikTok took the sound off your video, which forced me to include a tweet that had the original audio. Perhaps the Chinese government is trying to encourage baby making by any means possible due to their population growth hitting a speed bump. But I didn't hear one lie in Starrbaee's entire rant and every person with an ounce of a conscience agrees with you.
I don't care if the water in your community pool is chlorinated, salt, or completely empties then refills after every swimmer goes in. There is no place for sex in a shared pool. Plus lets be honest. Pool sex is maybe the most overrated thing on the planet. Everything about it says it should be awesome, the videos of it are awesome, and everything leading up to it is great except for the actual act. What I'm trying to say is that pool sex is pretty much Vince Young's NFL career and if you get caught doing it in a pool shared by others, you should be banished from apartment life, free life, and maybe even life itself because that crime is worthy of any punishment the HOA, judge, or God may hand down to you.
P.S. I'd like to apologize to Vince Young for the ricochet shot in the blog that I wrote in my train of thought. I'm probably still upset at him because Mathias Kiwanuka gave up on that one play that boned the Giants in a game against the Titans.
I'll always love Vince for giving us that classic Rose Bowl game against USC and for dubbing the 2011 Philadelphia Eagles as The Dream Team before my Giants marched to a Super Bowl that season. So here's a Vince Young NFL highlight as my penance (I couldn't believe how hard it was to find Vince Young Titans highlights).
Fuck it, Vince Young Rose Bowl highlights!
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