The USA Water Polo Team Needs To Add Flavor Flav To The Roster Before Taking Off For Paris
The US women's water polo team is an absolute wagoooooon. Women's water polo has been played at every Olympics since Athens in 2000, and they've medaled in each one of them. They've won gold at the past 3 Olympic Games. They've also won 5 out of the last 6 world championships.
The men's team? Well they haven't been quite as successful. They've won silver 3 times and bronze 3 times, but they've never got their hands on that gold medal, and their last medal came in 2008 when they lost to Hungary in the gold medal game. They've also never been on the podium at the world championships. It's been all Hungary and Serbia and Croatia.
All I'm saying is that if Flavor Flav can get out there with the US women's water polo team and not make a fool out of himself, then maybe it's worth giving him a spot on the men's team. The worst that's going to happen is that they're not going to medal again like they haven't for the past 16 years. But maybe, just maybe, Flavor Flav is the missing piece. Maybe he's the exact type of vibes guy they need in the pool with them to turn that program around and get it at least a fraction as successful as the women's team. Every great team needs a great glue guy. I can guarantee you right now the Balkans won't know what hit them when they jump in the pool in August and see Flavor Flav on the other side. Yeaaaaahhhhhh boooyyyyyyyyyyy.