How Do We Like This Mastermind's Chances Of Avoiding Jail After Crashing Her Car Into a Popeyes And Fleeing The Scene While Talking Out Her Exit Strategy With a Guy Filming The Whole Thing?

Hand up, I'm unsure if this is the beginning to a Brazzers video or not. You really don't know these days. I mean it's so obviously the intro to a porno that it kinda lends legitimacy to actual fake porn background stories we experience in everyday life. Maybe this stuff actually does go down the way they depict it and we're the idiots. Barbie-esque girl drives her car through a Popeyes and is in clear need of a knight in shining armor to wash away her problems. She needs a place to lay low while the cops search for the culprit. As a way of repaying the nice gentlemen for getting her out of trouble they make a sextape at his residence. Tale as old as time. The modern day Romeo and Juliet. 

In the event this is a totally real video you have to respect the woman scouring HER car for any evidence that it belongs to her. Wallet, phones, keys, whatever. They'll never be able to pin her down. She's a real life ghost. Ethan Hunt would recruit her to be part of the IMF. Pay no attention to the existence and purpose of a license plate, that's not important here. Vin number? Never heard of her. Ignore the guy recording her while they're having a conversation also, that's just for his own collection and definitely NOT social media. 

"You gonna get charged for that" is a tremendous line to deliver in the moment there by the guy recording. That's just a guy who knows the content game. Little does he know this can easily get turned around on him for aiding and abetting. Those clicks and views are more important. That shit lasts a life time. 

If this wasn't in Florida then I need to re-evaluate everything in my life. To answer my long question in the title, I don't like her chances of avoiding jail. 

P.S. What has to happen while you're driving to lead to you veering off and hit sticking a Popeyes with your car? If drugs and alcohol are not involved it's truly impressive.