Pour One Out For All The Girlfriends Across The Country - NCAA Football 25 is Nearly Here

Ladies, y'all are screwed! If you thought you made it through sports season, think again. Although real sports are over (no one gives a fuck about summer baseball), NCAA 25 is right around the corner, which some might argue is worse for the ladies than actual college football being a month away. Real-life college football really only takes one, at most two days out of the week. NCAA 25, on the other hand, will be an everyday thing. Listen, if you think he loved you because he waited three months to have sex with you, just imagine how your boyfriend is going to feel when he finally gets to play the greatest sports game ever created after waiting 11 years for it.

Remember when Fortnite took over the world? This game will be no different. Whether you're playing online dynasties, offline dynasties, Road to Glory, Ultimate Team, or even a head-to-head game against your roommate, this game will have every man across the country in a chokehold. Relationships that died eleven years ago will be resurrected, unknown colleges across the country will become national champions, and headset indents will be stronger than ever.

I think I speak for everyone when I say our biggest fear about this game is being a Madden replica and it's safe to say that after all the deep dives that have been released that is simply not the case. I watched the gameplay footage today and my God is it beautiful. Everyone who plays Madden knows how shit the gameplay has been for the last 10 years. After watching five minutes of gameplay, I can confirm that the gameplay in NCAA 25 blows any madden game out of the water. 

When's the last time you seen two jump cuts look this clean in Madden? The answer is never.

P.S, The spin move is back. Skip to 1:14.


Hitting the B/O button in Madden has been useless for the last five years. You could literally rub one out before the spin animation was completed. That simply won't be the case in NCAA 25. That spin move looks deadly. For the first time in who knows how long, we have running mechanics that actually make these players look like athletes.

Just look at the difference between the two games:

Although I haven't played the game yet, it's safe to say that this game will not be a copy and paste of previous Maddens, which is all we really care about. July 19th can't come soon enough.

Boys, we're back.