Mintzy Failed His 1st Grade Test And We're Looking For Punishments That Fit The Crime

So Mintzy took his 1st Grade test yesterday on our new series Mintzy Madison. I'll be honest with you, the plan was for him to pass the test. The series is supposed to be teach a lesson, take a test, move on if he passes, and repeat the grade if he fails. While I'm sure he'll fail at some point, we don't have 20 years to complete this project. We intended him to pass the 1st grade, and I made the test accordingly. I suggested we give him 15 minutes to complete the challenge, hoping he'd have to run around a little but, but Lucas made me do 30 so we could "guarantee he'd pass".

I did not realize how dumb he was, which was on full display when he needed "X" with two minutes left and continuously walked right over the Xylophone we planted on the ground for him to see.

He failed the 1st grade. Back to the drawing board. And here's what we came up with:

* I did have him turn around the Dunce cap to avoid confusion. But ultimately the point is this:

- We want to include the chat more. We should've had the chat board up yesterday for you guys to help him / fuck with him

- We will now be rewarding him for passing the tests, and we will be punishing him for failing the tests. I have a couple ideas in mind for the 1st grade failure, but we want to include everyone and crowdsource ideas. Comment below and/or tweet back

- He will still have to Pass in high school, but I'm excited to be able to make grade appropriate exams that are exciting, rather than trying to dumb them down so he moves along