Jerry Thornton

The Paris Olympics Protest is Cancelled After Cowardly Politicians Find Some Phony Excuse Not to Swim in a River of Poop

I take a back seat to no man when it comes to my appreciation for a cheap joke made at others' expense. But jokes you will not find me making are any that have to do with the old, tiresome trope about the French being cowards.  Have you ever heard me calling the French "Cheese eating surrender monke

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The Paris Olympics Protest is Cancelled After Cowardly Politicians Find Some Phony Excuse Not to Swim in a River of Poop

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