The Summer Of Psycho Joe Rolls On With A Completely Serious Breakdown Of How He Would Rob A Bank

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Aside from being an NBA Champion and one of the most successful young coaches in NBA history, Joe Mazzulla might also be one of the greatest content machines of our generation. Ever since Monday night, Pyscho Joe has been on a run of the century every single time he steps in front of a camera/mic, with each instance being better than the last

So what could possibly add to this legendary run by a legendary coach?

Easy. A 1000000% serious breakdown of how Joe Mazzulla would rob a bank


This is our basketball psycho that we know and love. Zach Lowe probably thought he'd had a fun segment and ask Joe a silly question in relation to his favorite movie and that he'd get some sort of non-answer. The thing is, he clearly doesn't understand that Joe Mazzulla has probably spent 1000+ hours thinking through and planning this exact scenario. Does he need to do that? No, but this is a man who refuses to be unprepared for any situation life may bring. This is the same guy who took all the coaches before the season on a duck boat tour so they would understand the situation/be ready for the moment 8 months later

so of course he has completely thought through how he would rob a bank. I'd argue it would be more shocking to learn that he didn't have something like this planned out. Watching him run through the scenarios with a completely deadpan face is so Joe Mazzulla I can't even stand it. There is not one ounce of Joe that is even remotely joking in that moment. 

To me, that's the best part of these moments. Joe is a living meme in every sense. This quote is something you'd see on Twitter while someone makes a joke impersonating what Joe would say if he were asked this question, and here we are actually getting it in real life. It's incredible. 

I don't want to jinx it, but it feels like we're about to get an all time Joe performance at the parade tomorrow. We've now entered the Summer Of Psycho Joe, and god damn does it deliver at every turn.