Wanna Feel Old? The Officer Who Arrested Justin Timberlake In The Hamptons Last Night Was So Young He Had No Idea Who Timberlake Was. BONUS - Best Justin Timberlake Songs Ever

NY Post -  Justin Timberlake was busted for allegedly driving drunk in the Hamptons early Tuesday after blowing a stop sign and swerving out of his lane — saying under his breath to the cop, “This is going to ruin the tour,” sources told The Post.

The “SexyBack” singer, 43 — who is in the middle of a world tour including with dates in the Big Apple next week — was pulled over in Sag Harbor, LI, just after midnight and charged with driving while intoxicated and cited for running a stop sign and failure to keep in his lane, court documents show.

He faces up to a year in Suffolk County jail if convicted of the DWI rap. But experts told The Post that sentence is highly unlikely because he has no prior criminal record — and that the charge will likely be reduced and Timberlake sent off with a $500 fine and 90-day suspension of his license in New York.

Sources said that before the debacle, Timberlake was “having dinner with a bunch of friends’’ at the posh American Hotel, where a standard martini go for $21.50 a pop at its “old-war bar.’’

The hotel is a 2-minute walk from the local police station.

Timberlake — whose star actress wife Jessica Biel was in Manhattan to film a movie, according to sources— had been spotted playing golf at the ritzy Long Island club The Bridge over the weekend, sources said. The golf club counts Jay-Z among its members, sources said.

Timberlake drove away from the hotel in a 2025 gray BMW around 12:15 a.m. and almost immediately blew the stop sign, authorities said. The stop sign that Timberlake allegedly blew through is notorious for having drivers miss it, Splash News said.

The cop who pulled over the 10-time Grammy winner was “so young that he didn’t even know” who Timberlake was, sources added.

“He didn’t recognize him or his name,” an insider said. Timberlake allegedly told an officer at the scene, “This is going to ruin the tour.’’ The cop — who had his bodycam on — responded, What tour?”

The singer replied, “The World Tour,” the source said — adding that Timberlake “was a gentleman."

He didn’t show any entitlement at all. He did refuse the tests, but that is his right,” the source said. Sources said Timberlake appeared glassy-eyed and smelled of alcohol. His friends showed up at the scene and tried to convince the officers to let him off, but the singer was cuffed and hauled off by cops, sources said.

Ay Madone. Hopefully this doesn't make you feel as old as it makes me. We're officially of the age where our pop-icons, and biggest stars of our childhoods are so old that the younger generation doesn't have a clue who they are? 

Get the fuck out of here.

When Scottie Scheffler got hauled off to the clink in Louisville for violently assaulting that traffic cop, I actually gave the guy the benefit of the doubt. 

Golf is a rich man's sport. If you've ever been to Louisville, you know they don't build many country clubs next to trailer parks—and there are lots of trailer parks in Louisville. So there as actually a high probability that the cop had no idea Scheffler was anybody of importance, nevermind one of the best golfers in the world. He probably figured he was some smug, entitled douche bag from the Northeast who thought he didn't have to obey traffic laws. So although it made our boys in blue, and the state of Kentucky look horrible, I got it.

This one? I can't understand. 

I don't care if you're the fuckin Doogie Howser of policemen, some wunderkind 16-year-old pimply-faced cop. Unless you're not from planet Earth, there's 0.000001% chance you don't actually know or recognize who Justin Timberlake is. 

If you ever got your dick hard on a dancefloor of a highschool dance to "Sexyback", you know who Justin Timberlake is. 

If you've ever worshipped at the altar of one of the most beautiful women God ever created, the Jessica Biel, then you know who Justin Timberlake is.

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If you're the type of man who is confident in his sexuality, and unafraid to admit out loud that another man is hot as fuck, then you know Justin Timberlake because he's near the top of that list.

This man played the Super Bowl halftime show in 2018. That wasn't that long ago.

I have no reason to believe this police officer is of this world and he's got to be one of those "aliens walking among us" that these Harvard researchers proposed last week. 

p.s. - best Timberlake songs ever in no particular order

"Cry Me A River" (Remix featuring 50 Cent)

"My Love"


"Say Something" (Feat Chris Stapleton)

"Like I Love You" (Feat The Clipse)

“What Goes Around…Comes Around” 

"Until The End Of Time" (Featuring Beyonce)


(Chris Stapleton) "Tennessee Whiskey" and "Drink You Away"

"Can't Stop The Feeling" (Live)




"Sexyback" (Live)

"Summer Love"

"Suit and Tie" (Feat Jay Z)

(NSync) "Gone"


(Michael Jackson) "Love Never Felt So Good"

(NSync) "Girlfriend"

(Snoop Dogg) "Signs"

"Rock Your Body"


“LoveStoned/I Think She Knows” 

(NSync) "Tearing Up My Heart"

(Andy Samberg) "Dick In A Box"