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Rockstar: The CEO Of Nvidia Is Out There Signing Titties

 

What do you do when your company's stock is up over 3,000% over the last 5 years and you have overtaken Apple in market cap? You get out there and start signing titties!

 

What a fucking G. Nobody has it better than Jensen Huang right now. As I understand it, guy was grinding out these semiconductors and nobody was paying attention. Then one day the entire world decided they needed Nvidia chips and the company is now the cock of the walk led by an absolute legend of a CEO. You know how special you gotta be to be a tech nerd but still cool enough to have a girl take out her ta-tas for you to sign? You think Bill Gates ever signed a rack? No chance.

And not only is he crushing it, he gives all his employees a shit ton of money too:

 

 

Equity for long-time employees? God damn!

Signing titties, 2nd largest company by market cap, and personally worth over 100 billion dollars. Jensen Huang, take a bow.