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It Would Be A Real Shame If Any Of These Things Happened Involving Pardon My Take

With the lack of live sports on the schedule over the last couple of weeks, Pardon My Take decided to put together a couple of lists on today's show. One of them was the annual QB rankings, and the other one is what we are going to dive into on this blog: Welcome to "The Shame List." Let's dive into it. It would be a real shame if any of these things happened...

Aaron Rodgers Injury - You knew that Mr. Cat would put this at the top of the list. He has a well-documented rivalry with the QB, and our very own Memes was not happy to hear this either. It would be a shame if this happened.

Beer Olympics Got Canceled - I don't know much about the upcoming Beer Olympics, but all I keep hearing about the event is that people are dropping out left and right. It would be a shame if this happened.

Celtics Got Swept - Hank lives and dies by the Celtics. He even agreed to shave his head if they won it all. But getting SWEPT by Dallas in the NBA Finals? It would be a shame if this happened.

Jake Got Hacked And Did The Ray Allen Tweet - Pretty much the only thing I have flat out rejected when asked by Mr. Cat and Mr. Commenter over the five years that I've been on PMT. I'll dip at a basketball game, I'll put on a bikini at a hockey game, but the Ray Allen tweet is a big no-no. It would be a shame if this happened.

Caleb Williams Was Ben Simmons - A first overall pick with a lot of hype and turning out to be a bust? It would be a shame if this happened.

Jalen Hurts Wasn't The Guy - Just a year and a half ago, this man was one drive away from leading the Eagles to the Lombardi Trophy. But after a frustrating 2023, what if the slide continues this year? It would be a shame if this happened.

Hank Didn't Dunk - A couple of episodes of the "Dunkumentary" have already been released, but what if it's all for nothing? What if by Dec. 31, 2024, Hank still can't dunk? It would be a shame if this happened.

Something Happened To Mr. Pear - We love Mr. Pear here at Pardon My Take. An innocent, little turtle who does nothing but eat, sleep, and make picks. If something happened to him? It would be a shame if this happened.

Joel Embiid Asked For A Trade - A guy who has been unable to get the 76ers over the hump in the playoffs looking for a fresh start? It would be a shame if this happened.

Joel Embiid Got Hurt For Team USA, Lost To Jokic - All of America embarrassed on the biggest stage of them all. Who would we blame for this? Max, of course. It would be a shame if this happened.

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PFT Was Better At Golf Than Hank - Everyone knows that playing golf is Hank's favorite hobby (to be fair, it's mine, too). But if PFT was better than him despite not playing nearly as much? It would be a shame if this happened.

Hank's Next Vacation, He Forgot He Has Ammunition - Next on Hank's list (after golf) comes vacations. But what if, on his next one, he had some baggage that would get him in some trouble? It would be a shame if this happened.

Hank Goes To Tom Brady's Retirement Ceremony And Not Meet Him - Hank LITERALLY went to jail for this man. He is flying out to Boston to see the Patriots honor him next week. And if he still didn't get to meet him? It would be a shame if this happened.

Hank Crashed His Boat - Hank is in the middle of getting his boating license. The guys joked about this one, but made it clear that it would be WITH NO INJURIES. It would be a shame if this happened.

If Max Didn't Get The Lottery Ball - Big Cat, Hank, Myself, Pug, and Shane have all gotten it. Max, meanwhile? Never. It would be a shame if this happened.

If There Was a Bomb Inside Vanny Woodhead - I really don't have any words for this one. It would be a shame if this happened.

If Memes' Dick Got Bigger - You're the man, Memes. But… It would be a shame if this happened.

If Miley Cyrus Came On The Podcast - PFT definitely isn't a HUGE Miley fan. It would be a shame if this happened.

Hank Remembered This During Potential Boat Days - Wayyyy too much bad juju being put out there regarding Hank and boats. It would be a shame if this happened.

If PFT Kept Asking Hank To Do Songs And Them Cutting Them - This already happened (last week) at Pup Punk. It would be a shame if this happened (again).

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Hank Got Disinvited To Dudefest - Hank is as dude as it gets. It would be a shame if this happened.

If Memes Went On A PIP - Memes works hard, but the guys are always watching. It would be a shame if this happened.