The Dinger Wedgie Is Quickly Climbing Up The Rankings Of Best Home Run Celebrations
It's been said before and I'll say it again--you don't need to be a guy in order to be a dude. The Florida softball team gets that. Just a bunch of gals being a bunch of dudes.
You want to blast a ball into orbit and get the ladies fired up? Just know that your underwear is about to be rammed so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste it.
That's what makes sports so great. It's the only time in your life when you get to do this shit. It's not like you can go out into the workplace and give your coworker an atomic wedgie because they put together a great spreadsheet. You can't pull your colleague's underwear over their head because they resolved an insurance claim. The "real world" doesn't want you to be a dude. The corporate world wants to drain the dude right out of your soul. There's a good chance that someone on that Florida softball roster has just given someone a wedgie for the final time in their life. That's a shame, but that's what makes it so special. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and your underwear is halfway up your ass.