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American Hero: Flavor Flav Orders Entire Menu At Red Lobster To Save The Chain After Filing For Bankruptcy

This is what makes America the greatest country in the world. We have so much strength and resiliency to overcome adversity. We have this incredible ability to all band together in times of crisis. It doesn't matter what you believe in, who you voted for, where you're from. We are all Americans.

Americans who desperately need to preserve our unalienable right to demolish a platter full of cheddar bay biscuits. Children are our future. Imagine what this country would look like if we have an entire generation of children who grow up without knowing the the pure joy and elation that come from a cheddar bay biscuit gracing your tastebuds. We'll be no better than Canada by then. 

So credit to Flavor Flav on jumping on the front lines here. He heard the call, and he answered. This deserve a congressional medal of honor, preferably in the shape of a clock. 

Also have to imagine this is the best week of lunches that Flavor Flav has ever had with all those leftovers. Imagine when you randomly check the fridge just to see if anything peaks your interest, and you have an entire Red Lobster menu staring you in the face every time you open that door. That's heaven. 

Sidenote: I'm not a financial guy. Not sure if this order is actually going to save Red Lobster or not. But all I know is that it'll inspire change. 

@JordieBarstool