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'Fourth Caddie? That's A Fucking Record' - Shane Lowry Is Stunned That Different People Keep Caddying For C.T. Pan During Today's Final Round

Shane Lowry really might be the No. 1 pick for athlete I want to have a beer with. Yeah, I said athlete, golfers are athletes. Dude is always having a good time, not afraid to give people some shit and there's proof from The Open and Ryder Cup he can put back plenty of beers. So this sums him up perfectly, but it's really the only response one should have when it comes to the C.T. Pan situation. 

I love the idea of emergency caddies in golf. We've gotten it before in hockey so why not just designate a random fan when they walk in the gate as the emergency caddie. Imagine being in contention and your caddie going down with an injury? Next thing you know a guy a few beers deep gets called out to help. That's what should be happening. You can rotate in and out like relief pitchers but can only use fans. 

Imagine being this fourth caddie though. Your guy missed the cut, you're just hanging out watching the round on TV and get the call to show back up again. Part of me thinks this is begging for a tight hamstring or something walking without stretching, but I say that as an old. I think we're all at the point now where Pan lets someone else caddie a hole for him so he has a starting five today. Pretty sure we're reaching an unbreakable record and witnessing something special with all the caddie changes. 

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