SHIT: Ranger Suarez AKA The Best Pitcher In Baseball Just Got SMOKED By A Line Drive And Exits The Game

Come the hell on, God. Not Ranger. Take my arm instead. Or just the hand as the people in the "Know" are saying left hand contusion. If that's just a bruise on the ol' mitt then, OK. I think? I'm no doctor (or even a righter) but that's certainly better than what damage that 106mph cock rocket back to the mound could've been. We're talking at minimum a shattered forearm. Maybe even the entire damn limb. But a little black & blue? That's the BEST case scenario out of this scene. You know Ranger's in pain when he actually takes less than 2 sec to field and throw the ball. The dude is usually as suave as can be with the glove. 

And, of course, this happens just a week after this blog. Even if he loses his entire pitching arm I will still stand by that statement. 

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Get better soon, Ranger. In the meantime The Fightins are on track to get ya the MLB leading win #10 on the season. Sonny Gray got his dickens kicked in early and hopefully the bullpen holds up to get Suarez the W. Go Phils.