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Fuck Your Money Problems, It's Summer Time, Get Out There and Drink for Those Who Can't

Our social team has to stop posting these hype videos at 9AM. I feel like I just watched the Eric Thomas "How Bad Do You Want to Be Successful" speech before high school football practice, but instead of slamming my head into my locker, I'm cracking a high noon at 10AM. 

I've come to terms with the fact that my bank account is completely fucked for the next three months. I simply do not have enough self control to sit on my couch all day during summer time Chi. And you know what? I'm fine with it. This is what summer is all about. You don't go through 4 months of freezing your balls off to sit inside when the sun is shining, you go through it so when you wake up on a Saturday morning and you hear the birds chirping you crack a fucking beer and get after it, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. 

Sure, I'll have more money if I don't go out every weekend, but you know what else I'll have a lot of? Depression, fomo, no pussy, no memories with the boys, and most importantly, no tan. You think I'm going to sacrifice all of those things so I can have a little extra money in my bank account? Get the fuck out of here. That's why they made credit cards. Put all that shit on the card and worry about it later. Is it financially irresponsible? Absolutely, but is it worth it? Every single time. 

This message isn't for everyone, this message is for people like Wonton Don, Pangzi, prime PFT, and the many other legends that have set the bar for our generation.

Don't wait until 5 o'clock on a Friday to start your weekend. Start at lunch. Go out, grab lunch with your co-workers and slug a couple cold ones for those who can't. And before you pull back into the office, stop at your nearest gas station, pick up some shooters or some tall boys and sneak them in throughout your work day. You only live once, we're all going to die, don't let the clock control you, it's man made illusion. You on the other hand, you came from your dads ball sack, so show some damn respect, sack the fuck up and get after it today.