Columbus, Ohio Has Skyrocketed In Ashley Madison Sign-Ups From Unranked Last Year To #1 Overall This Summer


Look if you can't lead the nation in anything college football related anymore, at least you can lead the nation in married men signing up to cheat on their wives. Michigan might be kicking our teeth in each November on the field, but we're smashing them....and other people's wives, ruining our families and the summer. 

Ashley Madison, whose tagline is literally "Life is short. Have an affair", has reported their top cities for summer sign-ups, and the great state of Ohio is absolutely cleaning up, led by #1: Columbus. And what's fucking nuts to me is that in their rankings released last year, Columbus wasn't even in the Top 20. Now they're #1? Knocked Miami right out of the top spot ala 2001 National Championship game. And let me quote the CEO of Ashley Madison when I say, "Something is going on in Ohio." Because it's not just Columbus that is representing the Buckeye State at the top of the list. We have THREE cities in the top 13.

  1. Columbus, Ohio
  2. Miami, Florida
  3. Orlando, Florida
  4. Las Vegas, Nevada
  5. Atlanta, Georgia
  6. Richmond, Virginia
  7. Cincinnati, Ohio
  8. Minneapolis & Saint Paul, Minnesota
  9. Tampa, Florida
  10. Buffalo, New York
  11. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
  12. Spokane, Washington
  13. Cleveland, Ohio
  14. Denver, Colorado
  15. Baton Rouge, Louisiana

I wanted to think this was a regional type of thing, hoping that I'd see this list peppered with midwest cities, but that's clearly not the case. In fact, I don't see an Illinois, Michigian, Iowa, or Indiana anywhere. But I see Columbus, Cincinnati, and Cleveland all shouting their infidelity from the rooftops. This is a baaaaaad look. How can you possibly be a husband or wife in Ohio, see this list, and not wonder? 

And apparently this is nothing new for our state. Back in 2015 during a leak, it was shown that both Ohio State and Kent State were near the top of the nation in .edu accounts signed up.

Now these college horndogs have grown up to be cheating husbands. What the fuck is wrong with Ohio…..? I don't think I've ever uttered those words before, but this is a damning look that we lead the nation in cheating on our wives. And with what? Another Ohio girl? Weird…and can't be a coincidence.