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The Police Report About Scottie Scheffler Ends By Saying "Detective Gillis' Pants, Valued At $80, Were Damaged Beyond Repair"

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The Police Report About Scottie Scheffler Ends By Saying "Detective Gillis' Pants, Valued At $80, Were Damaged Beyond Repair"

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