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Aaron Rodgers Needs You To Know That He Is In No Way A Weird Kinky Porn Guy

Aaron Rodgers recently went on the Tucker Carlson show. I'd give the full interview a listen to gather some more context on this quote, but I've heard enough podcast appearances from Aaron to know that there probably isn't any. This man loves to ramble more than Mintzy loves to start headlines with the word "I". So one moment he could be talking about the JFK assassination, the next moment he could be declaring how he's never even visited a porn site in his entire life with no real bridge connecting the two thoughts. 

Now there are plenty of things that Aaron Rodgers says on all of these podcast appearances that I find myself agreeing with. There are also plenty of things that I disagree with. That's the beauty of life--we all have the ability to think for ourselves. But at no point have I thought that Aaron Rodgers would just go out and blatantly lie on a podcast about the things that he believes to be true. I'm not someone who just automatically dismiss him to be a conspiracy theory whack job if I don't agree with that he's saying. Even if I don't necessarily agree with them, I can see that he puts a lot of time and thought into the views he shares. 

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Except for this one. 

There are a few things in life where an unprompted denouncement means you 100% get down with those things. Like if someone tells you out of nowhere that they're not a drug guy, you can bet your last rolled up dollar that they love the shit out of some recreational drugs. If someone tells you out of nowhere that they're not a strip club guy, then that dollar they're holding has 100% been in a G-string or 7. And if someone uses a conversation about cancel culture to tell you that they don't watch internet porn? Well then you better believe that Incognito mode search history has seen some wild shit. 

And there's nothing wrong with that! 

People watch porn. People work in porn. It's a billion dollar industry for a reason. That's because there are billions of people on this planet, and they're all watching porn. The world is just a bunch of heathens out there cranking off 24/7. Everyone is walking around with a tiny little computer in their pocket all day long, and most of them use it to call their grandma on her birthday, and watch porn the other 364 days of the year. That's your reminder to call your grandma today. She'll love it. 

It's kind of like taking a shit, I guess. Everybody does it, but you wouldn't want all of your shits broadcasted to the world. Shame and guilt are a funny thing. They can take down even the most powerful of men. They are the universal achilles heel. 

Moral of the story is that everybody should be able to watch a little bit of porn without feeling bad about it. 

@JordieBarstool