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Sam Bennett Is The Boston Bruiser and I'm Here For It

I don't give a fuck if he punched Marchand in the face on purpose or not. I'm glad that the team from South Florida doesn't look like a bunch of soft pussies. My whole life, anytime my teams went up north, especially in football, we turn into a bunch of baby back bitches. It's feels good to be the bully for once. You can say what you want, but this is great for hockey. Every time I tune into this series, it feels like I'm watching UFC on ice. These two teams utterly despise each other. You know it's a good series when you can't switch the channel because you might miss something in a 6-1 game.

Cry harder boss man. No city has been spoiled more than Boston. Boston has been blessed with good whistles for the last 20 years. You people have seen 12 championships in the last 20 years. Eat your shit like a man. Don't cry, put that fucking bib on and eat your shit just like everyone else has over the last 20 years.   

Was it a cross check? Absolutely fucking not. Coyle should be playing in the NBA for the way he flopped. Bruins fans are crying that Swayman would have saved that. Are you on fucking crack? Swayman isn't Elastigirl. Even if Coyle didn't flop into his lap, Bennett is putting that in the back of the net 100% of the time. 

Isn't it beautiful? The most hated person in the city hitting the equalizer. I cry every time I see it. Imagine letting someone come into your house, physically abuse you, hit the game tying goal, and sweep you on your own ice? LOL. Couldn't be me. 

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You can hate him all you want, but Sam Bennett doesn't give a fuck, and neither do I. Keep being the Boston Bruiser, Sammy, we all love you back home.