Somebody Get An NFL Scout Out To This PeeWee Football Practice Because These Moms Can Lay The Lumber
How old do we think these kids are--8 or 9 maybe? Just old enough that they've been gross, disgusting little boys for a while now. They're no longer those sweet little babies that mom thought was a perfect angel every waking moment of the day. I'm sure that mom can only walk into the bathroom to see the toilet seat doused in piss so many times. So when these moms had a chance to "playfully" put their kids through the Earth's crust? The whole damn team took full advantage.
We've seen videos of mom vs son drills before. But these moms were out for blood. There was only 1 or 2 of them who didn't grip up and make a play. If you're looking for someone to get out there on Sundays and make a big stop on 3rd down? I counted at least 5 of these moms who can get the job done. They're going to get your defense on the field and put the ball back in the offense's hand. I'd have to look at some birth certificates because some of these ladies looked like a direct lineage from the '85 Bears and '91 Eagles.
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The sons never stood a chance. But 3 of them in particular were doomed from the very beginning.
Something tells me this is the coach's wife and kid. That's a big ol' 9-year-old, and that's a woman who has clearly needed to break out that move before. They're a football family through and through. You can see the pride beaming through the coach's face as she stopped him dead in his tracks and launched him 3 yards backwards. A lot of these moms went to toss the kids forward, which only allows the runner to pick up a few extra easy yards. But this mom knows where the first down marker is, and wasn't letting that little jackass even think about it.
I NEED to know what little Tommy did earlier in the day because mom was WAY too eager to break out the suplex. Whizz on the toilet seat, took a dump without flushing, Legos all over the floor, and got in trouble at school for cussing. He was probably on the verge of not being able to play Xbox all weekend, but luckily mom was able to get all her frustration out on that tackle. I'd take it over being grounded, but he never had a chance.
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I mean…credit to this little kid for even getting up there in the first place. He had to have known this was going to end poorly for him. I'd be hiding in the back of the line and crying about having a tummy ache if I were him. But he got up there, ran as hard as he could, and then…Whammy! Crushed him like a juice box. Somebody needs to get that mom on scholarship. SEC! SEC! SEC!