Barstool Employee #1 And Head Of Social Media Gaz LOOKALIKE Spotted In Miami Beach On Spring Break With A Lot Of Smokeshows

Karim5/09/2024 6:10 PM

So I saw this video from Big Cat and I want to make one thing clear. You cannot prove that is Paulie Playoffs, Bald Paul, Paul G, Stool Sales Guy, Barstool Gaz, Bald Paul With An Agenda, Kevin Garnett aficionado, E11EVEN Miami's finest, Home and Home Stats Southie and Djai's Belmar Gaz. You just can't. And even if you could, find a new slant because you can't prove this video was taken on spring break which is a holiday for college kids, not for #2 in command at billion dollar media empires.

Whoever that guy is has been putting in some work in the gym though I'll tell you that. And we're shaming fellas for hanging out on a boat with a *checks notes* 8 to 3 girl to guy ratio? That's just someone living out our wildest dreams. Besides, that's not the Gaz I know. The real one I know is enjoying a very delicious real vodka real juice High Noon and then pissing on Portnoy's Montauk porch:

The Gaz I know is going to Dave's Miami house in guise of "watching the Celtics and Bruins" but it's just to post an Instagram story of Dave's dog Miss Peaches for some IG swipe ups from some hot Philly girls. Not on some luxurious boat with Uncle Chaps on it floating past the bay Dave's house lives on while he records his umpteenth piece of content for the day: