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Why Does Every Hot Girl Seem To Have The Same "Marketing" Job?

On the last episode of The Bracket, we were debating what jobs we think we could for a week with no qualifications or experience. Since we all have EXTREMELY difficult jobs that very few have the ability to do, we were obviously the perfect people to have this discussion. One of my submissions was that random marketing job that every single hot girl in New York City seems to have. I don't know how to explain it exactly but neither do they. I would say that out of every 10 girls I meet and ask what they do for a living, about 6 answer that they work in "marketing" but then have no further explanation or description. 

And they all seem to live the same exact lives. They always have an email or two to send in the morning. They always have a couple of Zoom meetings every day where they don't need to have their camera on, but one time they did need to have it on and something embarrassing happened so they tell that story all the time. They work from home most of the time but now they have to go into the office on like Tuesdays and Thursdays so they're looking for a different job in marketing now. Any time they do go into the office, there's a cake for them celebrating an arbitrary milestone that immediately gets posted to her Instagram story. And despite this "marketing job" they always seem to have time to spend an hour at Sweetgreen for a lunch, a West Side Highway walk at 2 PM, and a workout class at 4 PM. 

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And look, I'm sure they are real jobs. A lot of comments have been like "They have OnlyFans bro" and while that might be true in some cases, that's not what I'm talking about here. There are plenty of girls without OnlyFans that match the exact description I'm talking about here and I've gotten enough backup from people to know that I'm onto something here. And I know I'm not one to talk with a job as a "content creator" but I can acknowledge how fake that is. And I'm not even saying these jobs are fake, I just want to know exactly what's going on here. There is some type of pyramid scheme going on here between hot girls and marketing jobs and I will get to the bottom of it. 

Watch the latest Bracket episode here.