It's Gonna Be A LONG Night for Jersey Jerry As He Walks A Marathon on Jerry After Dark

I gotta say I admire Jersey Jerry's threshold for pain. He has made Jerry After Dark into appointment viewing. His hole in one stream set the internet on fire and the man is a bona fide star.

But I am afraid he might have bitten off more than he can chew tonight as he is trying to finish a full marathon (26.2 miles) on Jerry After Dark! Keep in mind, he is not in shape AT ALL. He does not run, walk and he hits the nicotine vape roughly three thousand times a day.

Barstool Big Cat recently called in and offered him $1000 if he finished the marathon in 7 hours. That is unrealistic. So far, Jerry has finished 4.5 miles in 83 minutes. His best bet is to walk at around a 3 mph pace and try to finish in around the 9 hour mark. 

His nipples are gonna and inner thighs are gonna be chafing so bad too. I am no athlete but I do know something about distance running after finishing the St Jude 1/2 Marathon in 2 hours 21 min in December. I could barely walk at the finish line and was LITERALLY screaming in the shower. 

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And Jerry is trying to walk TWICE that far.... Bananas. But if I have learned anything in the last 2.5 years at Barstool Sports, don't underestimate the heart of a champion!

I am gonna stay here for moral support and the Mintzy Mile is part of the punishment wheel as well as eating donuts & a blind fold. I have a feeling Jerry might need a Mintzy positive pep talk around mile 16 or so to get his mind right! 

I am set up in a desk to his left and supposed to not speak except during the Mintzy Mile. Lucussy and I are already going at it on the stream but I am here for my guy Jerry!

Watch Jerry After Dark here!