Big Brain Blogger Can't Keep My Dick Out of His Mouth

Here we go again. Lab rat Francis doing tricks on the dick. Why you always on my meat? I thought we were boys. I know my writing style drives you crazy, but as you know, that's just who I am.

Rone's diss was outstanding and 1000% deserved more than 76 words, which is why I was puzzled when I logged into HQ 12 hours after the diss and NO ONE blogged about it. I'm one of the newest faces at Barstool, and I am the last person who should be deep diving into Rone's bars simply because I don't understand half of them! The only bar I understood without having to look up was comparing KFC Radio to a hockey game. Why didn't your big brain blog about it? You've been here long enough; you have the brains to break everything down, so why didn't you do it? It's not like you had anything else to write about, which is why you fired one off on me.

Are there times where the blogs come off as lazy? Sure, I'm not denying that, but it's not like every single blog I post is low effort. I invest a lot of time in blogs that I'm passionate about (something that you should understand). So yes, when there's a story that hasn't been covered for 12+ hours, I will absolutely cash in on that. Every blogger here stared at that diss track for 12 hours and did nothing. I don't know if you're good at math, but last time I checked, 76 words is better than 0.

You know the last thing I want is a blog war with you. I'm just asking you to get off my dick. Nate tells me to throw those blogs up and until you become head of the blog or whatever the fuck it's called, I don't give a fuck if my writing style makes the vein in your forehead want to explode. I write how I talk. I don't dress shit up for the blog or try to sound smarter than I am. I will always be me. I was never a blogger, I hated writing in college, but since I started working here I've found a new love for it. Simply because I can be myself, and fuck up grammar without failing a class. So respectfully fuck off. You know I love you, but I will always go out swinging. If we were to go round for round on blogs, you would win unanimously, but best believe I'm going to get my licks in. 

Now go bury yourself in your closet and write about something you actually care about.