LET'S FUCKING GO! A New Deadpool & Wolverine Trailer Dropped And It Looks Like An R-Rated Multiversal Masterpiece

Alright I'm sold! I admit I was worried that Mickey Mouse was going to clip Ryan Reynolds' (likely extremely beautiful) balls because Disney hates swimming in the deep side of the explicit pool with their signature franchises, which would outright ruin any future Deadpool flicks. I also have been hit with a fair share of multiversal fatigue considering seemingly every comic book franchise has been dabbling in the genre over the last couple of years and wasn't looking to dive into that concept for seemingly the 100th time since Endgame, no matter how awesome legendary X-Men Origins director Matthew Vaughn said this movie was going to be.

But that 158 seconds of cherry-picked goodness alleviated those fears considering it appears the rallying cry of the movie is going to be a very NSFW LFG along with an 8 ball worth of cocaine jokes that even dragged Elsa's snowy little friend into the mix.

I also have no problem going multiversal yet again if we are going to dive into an X-Men universe where Wolverine actually didn't come through like Jordan in the 4th that has us returning to The Void from Loki with Tom Wambsgans acting as our tour guide where a skull from a dead GiAntMan is used as a setting since it is indisputably metal as fuck.

I don't have the foggiest clue about the villain Cassandra Nova other than she was Professor X's twin sister that he tried to kill in the womb, which is as fucked up as it is badass. But I'll wait for the big brained comic book YouTubers like my guy Heavy Spoilers to explain it like I'm 5 while also pointing out the roughly 1,000 Easter eggs that appeared in that trailer that my old brain missed, with these being the first few.

My only question after watching all that is whether we are getting the Wolverine mask in this movie or if it got scrapped because it would it look completely ridiculous in real life action since Wolvie would get stuck in every doorway he walked through like Mintzy wearing the Dunce cap.

For more X goodness, check out this week's My Mom's Basement where we ask the question other podcasts are too scared to ask. Is Professor X a freak in the sheets (SPOILER: The answer is a resounding yes).