Jimmy Butler Is Out for Multiple Weeks: Chicago, Please Put Us Out of Our Misery

Having to watch a Heat "playoff" game with out Jimmy Butler is like watching Outer Banks without Madelyn Cline. 

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The show sucks, the cast sucks, but God damn is Madelyn Cline fine as hell. I don't know how I'm going to watch the Heat in the playoffs without Jimmy. They literally call him Playoff Jimmy. Without Jimmy, the Heat look like the Chicago office playing hoops on Friday: trash. 

I don't even know how Jimmy rolls out of the bed in the morning considering he's been carrying the same size load that a horse shoots out during mating season for four years. After carrying the Miami Heat to two NBA finals and landing me a job at Barstool, the Miami Heat continue to let him down. 

I don't know how much more this guy can do to prove to everyone in the front office that he's a franchise player. You can't win with two guys anymore. Jimmy and Bam are great, but how many times are we going to "run it back" when we haven't won with what we got? Look around the league. Boston came up short, traded away a fan favorite, and now they look like Thanos with all the infinity stones. We sat back and watched guys like Bradley Beal, Kyrie Irving, Kevin Durant, and Damian Lillard slip through the cracks. For what? So we can develop these Publix bag boys and let them sign to another team for $100M? Fuck out of here bro, this ain't soccer, Mickey ain't getting his pockets greased for developing a player and selling him. The only people getting their pockets greased are the players. I'm sick of this shit. It's been the same story for the last four years. I honestly hope that we lose to Chicago on Friday so Jimmy can enjoy a summer to himself. Please, Chicago, put us out of our misery.