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Mission Accomplished - USA Dropped A Hype Video For The Olympics Comparing Us To The Dream Team, Rest Of The World Is Already Scared

Let me say it right off the bat. This isn't the Dream Team. I hate comparing everything to the Dream Team, but that's what happens when we have the most influential Team USA team of all time, arguably in all of basketball. But this is about this team and these Olympics. I don't care if they are as good as the Dream Team, the Redeem Team or any other team. I just care about kicking the shit out of the rest of the world and winning gold in 2024. 

What I do love? The rest of the world openly admitting they are scared. Look at all the quote tweets, if you want a good laugh, go ahead and read replies and anything related to this team. A lot of countries getting a bit too big for their britches because we sent some whatever team to the FIBA World Cup. Are the other countries better now than in 1992? Of course. Thank you, Dream Team. 

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You have Canada with this golden generation, you have Jokic and Giannis and Wemby and pros all across the world. But look at this roster! Forget what you think about NBA players, this is damn near close to a perfect roster. Brunson obviously should be on there, but let the man heal and rest. Off to a slow start? Fine. Bring in Anthony Davis, Devin Booker and Kawhi. I have no idea how we start here. I assume we go Steph, LeBron, KD, Tatum and Embiid? I know USA basketball loves Jrue and Ant, maybe one of them start for Tatum and use him as the supersub. Who cares? We should win this easily, even if it's the best the Olympics have ever been. 

That said, kinda bullshit not to have Common rhyme names here. 

Either way, rock, flag and eagle baby. Time to bring home gold.