The Rain Makers In Dubai Screwed Up And Dumped 2 YEARS Worth Of Rain On The City, Causing Mass Flooding

AP NEWS - The desert nation of the United Arab Emirates attempted to dry out Wednesday from the heaviest rain ever recorded there after a deluge flooded out Dubai International Airport, disrupting flights through the world’s busiest airfield for international travel.

The state-run WAM news agency called the rain Tuesday “a historic weather event” that surpassed “anything documented since the start of data collection in 1949.” That’s before the discovery of crude oil in this energy-rich nation then part of a British protectorate known as the Trucial States.

One possible contributor may have been “cloud seeding,” in which small planes operated by the government fly through clouds burning special salt flares. Those flares can increase precipitation.

Several reports quoted meteorologists at the National Center for Meteorology as saying they flew six or seven cloud-seeding flights before the rains. Flight-tracking data analyzed by The Associated Press showed one aircraft affiliated with the UAE’s cloud-seeding efforts flew around the country Monday.

You might be wondering, "hey Nate, how much rain really fell in Dubai?". Well, lemme tell ya: TWO YEARS WORTH OF RAIN! TWO YEARS!

ABC - Dubai was hit with severe flooding on Tuesday after two years' worth of rain fell in just 24 hours, records show.

Over a half foot -- 6.26 inches -- of rain was recorded in the United Arab Emirates city between 10 p.m. local time Monday and 10 p.m. local time Tuesday, according to the Dubai Meteorological Office.

That's fucking phenomenal. Imagine these poor blokes over in Dubai who thought they were in for another beautiful day in their Truman Show-esque utopia, only to find out the people in charge of the rain screwed up and dumped 2 years worth of precipitation down on them. Fucking BRUTAL. Dubai is where rich people go to vacation and OnlyFans models go to get pissed on, but the only pissing happening this week was from the clouds. You couldn't even get a drink at the hotel bar without being dumped on.

You know what they say though, if you don't like 2 years of rain pouring on you in Dubai, just wait….until the sky turns green?

And the streets, as you might have guessed, became GTA:

I didn't read all the details about the rain making, but I would assume the Rain Maker is currently…swimming with the fishes.

PS: It's rained in NYC for what feels like 5 days a week for the last 4 months. Every single day is cloudy and rainy. Yesterday and Monday we saw the sun for the first time in weeks and I started doing a tribal dance that I didn't even know existed, it was just deep-rooted into my DNA, I was so happy to see the sun shining once again.