Is That Mike Tyson Or Usain Bolt?!

Is that Mike Tyson or Usain Bolt?! Mama Mia, I had to watch that a .5 speed just to catch a glimpse of it and confirm it's actually Iron Mike!

Now, some people are asking "why would he post that vide on the internet?"...but you're way off. To post that video confidently on the internet is the mad man, psycho shit that makes Tyson who he is. Nothing scares him. No amount of chirping on a fucking social media app will deter him. Tyson is going to be 58 years old at the time of the fight on July 20, and while Jake Paul in theory should be able to beat up a senior citizen, it'd be silly to ever count Mike out of any fight. Ever. 

I haven't decided who I'm picking though. I keep seeing videos like this and think "duh, Mike is winning ya idiot"

But then the other side of the coin is Jake Paul doesn't take fights he's going to lose. That's his entire gimmick. And it's not like he's a slouch himself, he's obviously jacked and we've seen him knock guys out before. Sure his punches are slow but at 58, so is Tyson. So I don't know. I could be swayed either way, and then when someone wins on July 20th, we'll all be like "it was so obvious, how did we ever think any other way?", similar to Floyd vs Conor.

And if you're in the mood for fights NOW and can't wait til July, boy do I have a deal for you....