Local Man Returns To Name Where All 464 NBA Players Went To College

You may recall last month when local documentarian Dana Beers (legal name) hopped on Sporcle and went 456/456 naming every active NBA player on every roster. It was the crowning moment of the most beautiful puzzle-pieced minds the internet. Well, DB returned to action last night when he tried (and spoiler alert, succeeded) to name where every NBA player went to college. 

I don't care what the Negative Nancies say, it's downright impressive. Even if he has a great brain for memorization, being able to memorize 464 answers with 100% accuracy is nothing to sneeze at. As someone whose memory has been slipping away from me for the last few years, (seriously, it's getting pretty bad, I should probably see a doctor about it) I will never not be impressed by someone whose brain is still sharp as a tack. Sure it would be better if he used that noggin for something productive, but hey, god works in mysterious ways. He didn't want Dana to cure cancer, he wanted him to know where Sandro Mamukelashvili played ball in college (Seton Hall). I'd like to see a brain surgeon pull that!

Good work once again DB. Same guy who has poured a beer up his butthole. Humans are goated.