Steve Balmer Solidified Himself As The Best Owner In Sports - Picked Up The Concessions Tab For Fans During The Clippers Last Home Game

There are a couple things about Steve Ballmer that will always be true. He will cheer his tits off during any Clippers game, taking us on a roller coaster of emotions. He will spend his money on whatever the hell he wants, because that's what rich people do. And finally he will go down as one of the greatest dancers the world has ever seen. 

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Now I don't care if he picked up the entire concession tab or limited it to two food items and a drink per person, getting some free food is a HUGE win when you're at a game. This is how you get some good juju heading into the playoffs. You're ending your era of playing in the same arena as the Lakers. You're trying to get out of their shadow. The only way to do that for a quick second is win the title or have Steve Ballmer do Steve Ballmer stuff. 

Also makes sense to do this when you remember how obsessed Ballmer is with toilets: 

You eat too many concession hot dogs and buddy, you're gonna be thrilled there's a toilet waiting for you right there. No one wants to shit at an arena during a game, but you never know when that stomach bubbling is happening. But really this is about the juju. Think about it, this was the same game Boban solidified himself as a Hall of Famer: 

What a win! Sure, you gotta ignore the price of parking, tickets and everything else that makes LA ridiculously expensive. You're going home with free food. Sometimes you gotta take the little wins and forget about the costs for everything else. A couple salted pretzels with some beer cheese to dip it in is step 1.