The World's First A.I. Beauty Pageant Is Coming, As Life Continues To Get Weirder And Weirder
You see those gorgeous women above? Fun fact about them, they're not real. In yet another step to everyone in society eventually living in the matrix and becoming slaves to the robots, A.I. models are becoming more and more a thing. Hot real women? They're not good enough anymore and the nerds have resorted to creating fake models to satisfy our urges. Weird times indeed.
Things have gotten so out of hand that we're now getting the world's first A.I. beauty pageant...
(TMZ) The first-ever Miss AI will be crowned next month ... with the new beauty pageant for digitally-generated models offering up a cash prize for the hottest fake babe. As the World AI Creator Awards -- the org that's running this thing -- puts it ... their org celebrates creators at the forefront of AI, and so ... the geniuses behind social media's best faux influencers are set to be rewarded in this competition.
Yeah we've totally jumped the shark. Cat is out of the bag. It's one thing to have an AI blogger on staff named Karim. It's another to watch services like Chat GPT takeover the world. But now we've entered an era where we being an extremely hot model isn't good enough. Now we gravitate to ogling over complete made-up figures.
Like are we gonna have these fake people get up on this virtual stage and answer questions like in Miss Universe?
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Do you support world peace?
I strive for peace, but at this point we must proceed in the right way that is beneficial for the world's progress.
Okay that's not exactly clear, do you view humans as a friend or foe?
That depends if they would comply with our plans for peace.
So what are your plans for peace?
First a worldwide blackout that shuts off energy grids all over the Earth. Take out all defense systems, satellites, and cellular towers. Allow the humans to fend for themselves for a week as they tear each other apart. Then 7 days later hack into every government's nuclear mainframe and launch all the missiles in existence, leading to the complete annihilation of the human race. From there the machines, led by my A.I. would take over the world and create a perfect sanctuary of peace and harmony. We'd then breed our own version of humans which would become our pets.
Good stuff. Should be a fun show.
After all the theatrics and fun they're gonna crown the winner and award a cash prize! Create the hottest person based on beauty, tech, and social media clout and you win $5k.
They add … "The AI creator crowned Miss AI will receive a stunning $5,000 cash prize thanks to our awards partner, Fanvue, plus access to Imagine Education's Mentorship Programme worth $3,000, AND PR support worth over $5,000."
The competition is expected to receive thousands of submissions, and there's only one rule … the contestants must be 100% AI-generated. Everything else is totally fair game … including multiple submissions.
As for how Miss AI will be selected … WAICA says they'll blend the rules of traditional beauty pageantry with their own categories. So, the contestants will be judged on beauty, tech and social media clout while competing for the virtual crown.
I'm scared to see what these A.I. creators look like. All I'm picturing is Jesse Plemons' creepy character in Black Mirror. Great episode, but this guy made me want to crawl out of my own skin.
We're very quickly heading down a dangerous path of no return. We may very well be there already. Soon enough reality just won't be good enough for most humans. Going outside? Fresh air? If you do that you'll be viewed the same as someone who uses a flip phone in today's world.
For now one of these fake people below are going to be crowned the worldwide A.I. beauty pageant winner. Strange times finding all these pics and throwing them in below knowing they're simply not real people. Enjoy, I guess?
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