If They Don't Want Us To Fuck The Popcorn Buckets Then They Gotta Stop Making The Popcorn Buckets So Fuckable

I blogged last week about how the AMC CCO said she wouldn't have made the Dune popcorn bucket if she knew people would make it into a meme about wanting to fuck the Dune popcorn bucket. Obviously she's a ding dong brain because the fuckable Dune popcorn bucket sold for like $30 and was a viral sensation and brought more money to AMC than they ever imagined a popcorn bucket could do. It was legit the best thing to happen to AMC since 'Nam and the CCO said she regrets it because people used it as a fleshlight (allegedly). 

Well guess what? It looks like not everyone regrets the decision to make the fuckable popcorn bucket because while I've never seen any of the Deadpool movies, I certainly will now.....!!!

Fuck yes!

See how many likes that tweet has? They know what they're doing. First came fire. Then came electricity. Then the internet. And now we have entered into the fucking your popcorn bucket era of humanity. Our forefathers would be so proud of how far we've come, and into what movie theater snack holders we've come into. Like...you simply do NOT design a popcorn bucket like that by accident. There is no logical reasoning for designing it that way. In fact, it seems like one of the worst designs you could come up with to hold your popcorn while giving you easy access to it. But yet, here we are. 

I feel bad for the ladies though. Us men are now up 2-0 in the popcorn sex department. When will the women get their chance to fuck the popcorn bucket? The god damn patriarchy strikes again.