Power Ranking Nick Turani's Best Lines During The Barstool Mini Golf Open

So obviously Ryan Whitney ran away with the Barstool Mini Golf Open by about a million strokes, and while the Riggs, Francis, Frankie, and Marty Mush ending stole the show at the end, let's not forget who ran the show the entire time. Shoutout to Jake Marsh for doing what he does best and calling the event, but my god, is Nick Turani in the wrong industry? We all know he's funny, but could you imagine listening to this guy call March Madness or the Super Bowl? Or an actual golf tournament?

Fuck it, Nicky Clicky highlights and Top 10 lines from the tournament:

10. Has anybody seen Klemmer? I'm afraid of him around Miss Peaches....he's all bones!

9. (On the toilet hole) Bosco struggling to find the can.....which is good!

8. My first week at Barstool, I caught Frankie Borrelli making out with One Month Trial Ethan.

7. Chris Klemmer....is he on the left or the right? Is he the putter or the man?

6. I think more pressure....heated shots...it might even come to blows, if Feitelberg is there. Drop right on his knees

5. (Watching Bosco putt)

He likes hanging out with professional athletes right? - Nick

More so college coaches - Jake

Got it. I know he loves the Pros and hates the Cons - Nick

4. (As Whit wins the tournament)

Jake: Ladies and Gentlemen, this man is absolutely Whitdiculous

Nick: You had, how many hours to think of that? You could've said....We are all Whitnesses

3. I wouldn't expect Bosco to choke....Nate Oats says he doesn't have a gag reflex.

2. Now when Jerry was playing last night, he was hitting the rocks every time. Old habit.

1.  Whitney has the brain of Air Bud....Kirk has the brain of Bud Dwyer. 

That Bud Dwyer line had me spit out my Stella Blue Coffee when I heard it. The dude's elite. Let's get this motherfucker on The Masters next year.

Full final round of the tournament can be viewed here: