The AMC CCO Said She Wouldn't Have Made The Dune Popcorn Bucket If She Knew People Would Want To Fuck It

Variety - Some fans are collectors. There’s another group of people who are specific film fans, buying three different “Ghostbusters” products. It’s all a mix. It’s a material part of our food and beverage business, but it’s not the majority of it. It also makes the movies more fun. It’s like going home from a concert with a T-shirt. There is a lot of creative energy from it. We continue to learn and evolve. We would have never imagined the “Dune” thing. We would have never created it knowing it would be celebrated or mocked.

Hey dumb dumb, the fuckable Dune 2 popcorn bucket was the best thing to ever happen to you! How are these marketing people so backwards? It's like when the Bud Light marketing idiot said they want Bud Light to move away from appealing to "Frat culture" or whatever the fuck she said. Absolutely stupid, stupid, stupid. AMC is hanging on by a fucking thread, they finally get something people are talking about, and of course the CCO says she regrets it. Like, WHAT? Lean into it! Embrace it! 

Seriously, think about it- People were buying $30 to post it on IG, TikTok, etc. You can't dream of that sort of positive publicity! But of course these big whigs don't understand that. They stumbled ass over feet into viral gold and wish they could erase it from the history books. What other outcome could they possibly have wanted, for people to completely ignore the bucket????

She should be straight up LYING about it. She should be saying how she's a visionary. She should be saying how she's a revolutionary. How she single-handily changed the movie industry forever with this popcorn bucket. But instead she's like "that whole thing I created that people inadvertently love, I wish I never did it", as if she created the nuclear bomb. It's a fuckable popcorn bucket lady, take a breather and just embrace the best thing to happen to movie theater popcorn since the invention of the butter machine.